i believe

February 17, 2008

abalos sr

i believe that ben abalos is not guilty of the charges that jun lozada has levelled against him.

i believe that the surname abalos is synonymous to the words immaculate and clean just as the word imeldific is synonymous to ostentatious extravagance.

i believe that abalos did not threaten jun lozada with the words, ‘p.i., wag kang magpapakita sa wack-wack at mandaluyong. .. ipapapatay kita!’

i believe that judge abalos did not enrich himself while in government service.

i believe that mayor abalos did not dip his hands in the city’s coffers.

i believe that chairman abalos is not involved in any way at the cheating done at the last election.

i believe that benjamin abalos’ future kin will be proud of him.

i believe that benjamin abalos has a low handicap.

i believe that benjamin abalos is a patriot and that he loves his country very much.

i believe that ben abalos did not take advantage of the girls given him by people of zte while he was in china. he is not a d.o.m.

i believe that benjamin abalos, chair of wack wack, is not capable of taking commissions at the expense of his countrymen and his country.

i believe that ben abalos sr did not participate in a sexual orgy while in mainland china.

i believe that the surname abalos will be remembered in history as being the symbol for integrity, decency and honesty.

I’M JUST JOKING. DON’T TAKE THIS ARTICLE SERIOUSLY.

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