February 17, 2008
i believe that ben abalos is not guilty of the charges that jun lozada has levelled against him.
i believe that the surname abalos is synonymous to the words immaculate and clean just as the word imeldific is synonymous to ostentatious extravagance.
i believe that abalos did not threaten jun lozada with the words, ‘p.i., wag kang magpapakita sa wack-wack at mandaluyong. .. ipapapatay kita!’
i believe that judge abalos did not enrich himself while in government service.
i believe that mayor abalos did not dip his hands in the city’s coffers.
i believe that chairman abalos is not involved in any way at the cheating done at the last election.
i believe that benjamin abalos’ future kin will be proud of him.
i believe that benjamin abalos has a low handicap.
i believe that benjamin abalos is a patriot and that he loves his country very much.
i believe that ben abalos did not take advantage of the girls given him by people of zte while he was in china. he is not a d.o.m.
i believe that benjamin abalos, chair of wack wack, is not capable of taking commissions at the expense of his countrymen and his country.
i believe that ben abalos sr did not participate in a sexual orgy while in mainland china.
i believe that the surname abalos will be remembered in history as being the symbol for integrity, decency and honesty.
I’M JUST JOKING. DON’T TAKE THIS ARTICLE SERIOUSLY.